The ladies love him and Men want to beat him. A legend within his own mind and a danger to himself.
In 8 hours I shall have been free…
… of the womb for 29 years. Age has ravaged my once youthful lethargy. (Oh 15 hour bouts of sleep, I knew ye well.)
*snips bitching about his Mother running off again on another mental illness fueled flight of fancy*
Anywho, it looks like for my birthday my Dad and Sisters are gonna take me out, Saturday night before my shift starts, to see either Ghost Rider 2 or The Grey. I know for a FACT my sisters do not want to see Ghost Rider, they didn’t like being dragged to the first one nor me making them rewatch it when I got the special edition of it on DVD. And since they’ve been crushing on Liam Neeson since ‘Taken’ (I’ve been crushing on him since Darkman, fyi), I’ll proly acquiesce and see The Grey.
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for food, I can tell you I don’t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for wolves like you. If you let me go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will turn you into a really nice piece of taxidermy.
That speech is the sh*t. Those wolves don’t know whats gonna hit ‘em.
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errant-knight reblogged this from esbatty and added:
Happy Birthday, Esbatty!
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academicchris said:
Happy Esbirthday to you!
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mesmerizedish said:
If your sisters don’t show up, it’s because I’m having sex with them. At the same time. If they do show up, it’s because I brought them to orgasm more quickly than I anticipated. Sometimes I am more skilled than even I know.
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