February 20th, 2012 at 1:12AM
afragmentcastadrift: I just bought these (for reasons, one of which might be the use of “fiesta” in the name), and now I am filled with regret. These are not the robin’s eggs I used to love as a kid. No. These have a half inch, rock hard, break your teeth candy coating before you get to a millimeter of chocolate and then the crispy malted center. After one, I was indecisive. After two, I was pretty certain that I had gone into a sugar coma. And Easter candy in mid-Feb? Where are my shamrock candies?? Wow at first I was like: These have a half inch, rock hard, She’s describing me in candy form! Then I kept reading: break your teeth candy coating before you get to a millimeter of chocolate and then the crispy malted center. Teeth? Oh hell no.

afragmentcastadrift:

I just bought these (for reasons, one of which might be the use of “fiesta” in the name), and now I am filled with regret. These are not the robin’s eggs I used to love as a kid. No. These have a half inch, rock hard, break your teeth candy coating before you get to a millimeter of chocolate and then the crispy malted center. After one, I was indecisive. After two, I was pretty certain that I had gone into a sugar coma.

And Easter candy in mid-Feb? Where are my shamrock candies??

Wow at first I was like:

These have a half inch, rock hard,

She’s describing me in candy form! Then I kept reading:

break your teeth candy coating before you get to a millimeter of chocolate and then the crispy malted center.

Teeth? Oh hell no.

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    She’s describing me...Teeth? Oh hell no.
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