Audacity's Refugee

So I finally got around to playing the ME3 demo. While the single player bit made me simultaneously joyous and saddened (I want to play the game NAO WIT MAH SHEPARD!!!!!111one!one!1!!) It was the multiplayer that was AWESOME!

Seriously, (I say/type seriously quite a bit for some reason… seriously) even on my sh*t mobile broadband connection I was able to play 2 whole matches then DC’d during my third match. I learned 3 things during MP:

3) Being a Vanguard sucks if no one is there to support you. (Despite the fact I’d use Charge to get to downed team mates for reviving who are being trampled in battle. No one gave one sh*t when my Vanguard would drop. They’d let her die.)

2) Adepts are the sh*t! My free starter pack came with a Level 3 Asari Adept and she rocked tits. Stasis lets you lockdown enemies now AND HURT THEM! Not just save them for later ass drubbings but you can hurt Stasis’d enemies. WOO!

1) Infiltrators are like f*ckin’ Valkyries. The Cloaking lets them revive team mates all hush-like, AND then the Cloak lets you go melee finish/snipe-the-f*ck-out of baddies. (Also Cryo Blast is as AMAZING as it was in ME2, luv it!)

The last time I had this much fun in MP was in Transformers War For Cybertron.

For future reference my XBL gamertag is “Esbatty”, short for Dr. Esbat Von Lichtenstein, Esq. … ladies.