February 2012
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academicchris replied to your post: In 8 hours I shall have been free…
Happy Esbirthday to you!
See, this human understands.
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mesmerizedish replied to your post: In 8 hours I shall have been free…
If your sisters don’t show up, it’s because I’m having sex with them. At the same time. If they do show up, it’s because I brought them to orgasm more quickly than I anticipated. Sometimes I am more skilled than even I know.
This is the thanks I get for getting you the Blu-Rays of Cleopatra 2525 isn’t it?
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In 8 hours I shall have been free...
… of the womb for 29 years. Age has ravaged my once youthful lethargy. (Oh 15 hour bouts of sleep, I knew ye well.)
*snips bitching about his Mother running off again on another mental illness fueled flight of fancy*
Anywho, it looks like for my birthday my Dad and Sisters are gonna take me out, Saturday night before my shift starts, to see either Ghost Rider 2 or The Grey. I know for a...
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My Mass Effect Mentality:
Mass Effect 1: Here are a number of qualified soldiers, might I suggest Wrex who is strong and fa-
Me: Tali and Garrus.
Mass Effect 1: But those are simple starter characters designed to ease you int--
Me: Tali and Garrus!
Mass Effect 1: Are you sure you don't want Wrex? Maybe As--
Me: Tali. And. Garrus.
Mass Effect 2: Welcome back, Shepard! We've rebuilt you from the ground up, now, this time, you have a new mercenary, he's deadly, an assassin who is even more deadly, and a-
Me: Garrus and Tali!
Mass Effect 2: But we added Thane as a Garrus Replacem--
Me: Garrus and Tali!
Mass Effect 2: You don't even want the mercenary?
Me: Garrus. And. Tali!
Mass Effect 3: Let me guess...
Me: Garrus and Tali!
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academicchris replied to your post: Mass Effect 3 Demo, Day 3: The Thirdening
If you can’t quote Die Hard on XBL, when can you quote Die Hard?
When doing anything that requires you look into or crawl into a Ventilation Duct.
“I feel like a TV dinner.”
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Mass Effect 3 Demo, Day 3: The Thirdening
Alright so Monday morning, after work, I played 2 sessions of the MP, skipping the SP portion of the demo entirely this time. (I WANT THE FULL GAEM NAO!)
I got home before 8am so I was able to get in about 2 hours of MP. Levelled up my Asari Adept and my Infiltrator. Then at noon I logged on for a bit since I still couldn’t get to sleep after paying some bills online, and stumbled across...
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What is this...: Reblog if you think Jennifer... →
impressioniste:
blondielovesbroody:
Since a whole ton of people seem to think her writing ability should determine how she’s treated as a human being. I think she’s great at what she does and I support her and her work. I think Bioware would be much worse off without her talent and I…
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”Well, when I changed schools, when I was a kid, my Dad made a point of telling me how much he had always looked forward to Presidents’ Day, when he was a boy, because it’s the law that on Presidents’ Day, the kids who go to school dressed as their favourite presidents get a big bag of candy.”
Anansi Boys is soooooooooooo good.
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academicchris replied to your post: Mass Effect 3 Demo, Day 2
I like Soldier/Sentinel. I’m all about Soldier’s stand still and burn off their assault rifle clip and then let the enemy close and melee.
I tend to equip my Adept/Infiltrator with an SMG modded with an Extended Clip and a Pistol modded with a 2x Scope. Warp/Cryo Blast opening shot, followed by SMG to polish off their shields then...
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I need a plane
lenimph:
Does anyone have one?
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lenimph:
One day I will find the porn that was made in my neighbors house…
One day…
They said it was gonna be classy production. I NEEDED THE MONEY! I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ART FILM! I WAS OUT OF BEADS!
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Mass Effect 3 Demo, Day 2
Oh sweet tiny christmas jesus… I played as Sheploo on the demo. This time instead of Kaiden I picked Ash to live and …. *drools*… Spectre Ash is soooooooooo… oh I WANT ME3 NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Liara is especially adorable in her little breather mask on the Surrkesh (sp?) Level. (And I want Kirrahe’s Sticky Grenade Pistol as badly as Garrus does.)
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So I played...
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onigiro:
It feels like I haven’t been on Tumblr like forever. Darn you problems! ;3; Other than that. I got the brand new Avengers action figures! So today, I had a feeling to go to Toys’R Us. I just had to go to there for something. When I did get there. I saw the brand new Avengers Toys. Man, I…
I like the look of the new Avengers Hulk figure but the IM, Cap, and Thor figures look...
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Male. Lesbian.
lenimph:
Your rainbow is strongly shaded black and red.
What is says about you: You are a passionate person. You appreciate mystery. You get bored easily and want friends who will keep up with you. You may meet people who are afraid of you. Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
Your rainbow is strongly shaded indigo and black.
What is says about you:...
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mesmerizedish replied to your photo: [ cloud overview ] [ get your own cloud ] This is…
I like how “mesmerizedish” and “evil” are on there.
And they have been used in tandem before. *nods*
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academicchris replied to your post: Mass Effect 3 Demo
I will give you an add, because it’s fucking fun. Also, I am cimedacachris
Swank!
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Mass Effect 3 Demo
So I finally got around to playing the ME3 demo. While the single player bit made me simultaneously joyous and saddened (I want to play the game NAO WIT MAH SHEPARD!!!!!111one!one!1!!) It was the multiplayer that was AWESOME!
Seriously, (I say/type seriously quite a bit for some reason… seriously) even on my sh*t mobile broadband connection I was able to play 2 whole matches then DC’d...
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academicchris replied to your post: The Return of the Lady-King
This post sold me on Amalur more than anything else. Laura Bailey -and- Cam Clarke? Done.
Rayne and Leonardo make everything better.
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The Return of the Lady-King
Okay, so ever since my Dark Elf up and made herself Lady-King of the House of Ballads she’s been gettin’ hit on alot more. NPCs that were rather indifferent to her back when she was a Level 4 Obvious Pickpocket are now pointing out what a mighty pervert/beauty she is now that she’s a Level 23 Sneaky Witch-Thief.
Now that I’ve ventured out into Amalur proper, visiting the...
academicchris replied to your post: Mass Erect
I am honestly not surprised your MSheps are horndogs. Then again, I have 4 Shepards on my hard drive, all male. 1 was faithful to Ashley, 1 to Liara, 1 got with Miranda, and the fourth I haven’t finished yet.
They are not horndogs, they’re just… really, really friendly.
academicchris:
esbatty replied to your post: I love Children’s Lit and YA fiction.
I get paid in Trident Layers. Yet somehow I can still afford the eggs I cover the HR director’s car and house in every 2 weeks.
This is why the barter system isn’t dead
I live so f*ckin’ far away from everybody I’ve ever known. *sigh*
And the suckiest part about being in Laredo for the past 9...
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mesmerizedish replied to your post: mesmerizedish replied to your post: 28 Hours…
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Best part of console gaming, not having to screen-cap the evidence :P
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mesmerizedish replied to your post: 28 Hours Later…
Too long, didn’t read. But I saw lesbians. Still not interested in the game though.
I honestly didn’t expect the Evil Witch/”Maid of Windmere” to come onto my character but maybe it was like Stockholm Syndrome or something. But due to a bunch of decisions I made in the different quests that led up to confronting her I...
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28 Hours Later...
Even the elite badass motherf*ckin’ soldiers of the Gnomish Peoples (Legionaires) are f*ckin’ adorable in Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning. Thus because they’re incredibly adorable, by the cosmic rules of KoA:R, at some point they’re going to try to kill you. Thats how the populace of Amalur rolls. If it can make goo-goo eyes and burble it also has the capacity to end you.
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Mass Erect
Now that we have a default Femshep look finalized I wonder if this means we can finally get a femshep figure from Big Fish for Series 3 or 4 of the Mass Effect figures?
Even though my canon Shep is a short haired brunette with a taste for make up bordering on clown-whorish levels, I already have a 1:12 scale head modified and rarin’ to go for a Femshep custom figure. Although its kind of...
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“afragmentcastadrift said: Did he give your Warden a rose? Did you let it go that...”
– He gave her a rose alright… and more. Then I deleted that character. He got laid, end of story. Its bad enough that he calls me “love” or “yesssssssssss” when I select him when he glitches out on my male wardens when I give him Feast Day gifts.
Romantic Ideas for the Bisexually Inclined...
lenimph:
esbatty:
lenimph:
I need ideas for something romantic
Nudity and Rose Petals.
Hmmmm
Dunno if this could work..
Well it… *puts on sunglasses* works for me. YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Romantic Ideas for the Bisexually Inclined...
lenimph:
I need ideas for something romantic
Nudity and Rose Petals.
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Find where your last name is most common
themightynarwhal:
dredsina:
United States
Canada
Switzerland
Austria
United Kingdom
Damn, Germany.
1. United States (motherfucking dark blue over in this hole)
2. United…
Probably Denmark…
Denmark
Norway
Canada
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